‘Where’s our taxi?’ hissed the love cats

A fantastic little feature on Constance and Alfie made it into the April edition of The Times…

“Lust at first sight” is how Constance describes the first time she met Alfie outside her student digs. He was friends with the students living next door and met her on the doorstep when they both happened to pop outside for a cigarette.

Alfie later invited Constance to his house. “I very gallantly walked her home,” he says. “As soon as her front door shut, I then very ungallantly knocked on the door of my best mate’s house and started boasting.”